Themabewertung:
  • 0 Bewertung(en) - 0 im Durchschnitt
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Title: what dictator am I?
Baumstrukturmodus
#1
http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/


You are Mullah Omar

Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!
Strasser: -Welche Nationalität haben Sie?
Rick: - Ich bin Trinker.
Renault: - Und damit Weltbürger.
Zitieren
#2
You are: Tony Blair!

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
Commander haßt den Schweinegesichtigen

Ruhm und Ehre Krötox dem Vernichter!
Zitieren
#3
You are: Slobodan Milosevic

Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!

:/
Zitieren
#4
You are: Tony Blair

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
Zitieren
#5
HEY,ich bin auch Mullah Omar....Menno,ich will eine eigene Identität Sad
Zitieren
#6
Mullah Omar...
Dachte bei mir kommt eher raus Fidel, der alte Cubaner...
Aber war wohl zu freundlich mit meinen Untertanen und zu rückständig bei den Waffen. Big Grin
Zitieren
#7
You are: Joseph Stalin
Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
*Meine Signatur ist verschwunden !*
Zitieren
#8
You are: Adolf Hitler

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!


Ich hab nicht EINMAL was gegen Juden geklickt oder sowas...pf...aber the most evil...hrhr...vielleicht sollte ich ne Black Metal Band gründen als "most evil"... Big Grin
Zitieren
  


Gehe zu:


Benutzer, die gerade dieses Thema anschauen: 1 Gast/Gäste